My 6 years old cousin try to tickle-punch me in the armpit whenever he can
Sadly he misses his target pretty often
I have never been punched in the tits so much
Imagine your Inquisitor dying and their LI is crying out, “Don’t go where I can’t follow."
And with her last breath, Banana whispered
Ok I may have internet if I sit in the corner of the living room yiss
Ok it may not be the best place actually because my little cousin is crawling on my laptop (litteraly, he is doing the worm) and he absolutely wants me to tell you a message or he won’t stop, I don’t actually have to do this because he can’t read what I’m typing but it keeps him calm (you don’t understand how hard it is to do that) but you know what, I want to share the words of this poet with you
"tell them their butt is more stupid"
"and that you pee in your bed" (that’s not true tho)
A haiku by Arnaud, translated by me, also he said Cole looks like a girl because he has a big nose with a worm coming out and I don’t understand where he saw a worm but ok
I’m not going to lie, I just cried a little
NO BUT SERIOUSLY YOUR PIC IS AWESOME I LOVE IT
EDIT: hey look it’s my 2000 post
Cole, Spirit of Mercy
I’m still 100% sure about it
i re-did the thing because i knew i could do it better
I truly think this is the best thing tumblr ever recommended me
Ok so I’m in france for a few days and I thought I’d have internet but… nope, I’m on my phone rn and I’ll be back on tuesday. Also I’m looking after my 6 years old cousin all day with my siblings and HE DOES NOT SLEEP, HE TALKS ALL DAY AND WANT TO PLAY ALL THE TIME, I’m too old for this I want to nap all day
I’m creeping on my sister’s Flickr and our cat is actually pretty good looking ????
THIS LITTLE ASSHOLE POOPED IN MY ROOM AND PISSED ON MY BED WHILE I WAS GONE WTF
Ok but just imagine a modern AU where Cole uses his invisibility to sneak the inquisitor into concerts just like in Being Human
That’d be both the weirdest and the funniest shit ok
petition for the tumblr mods to ban all the tumblr famous with over 200 followers. they are full of themselves and are all assholes and they are impossible to avoid. let me blog in peace -_-
destroy the tumblr famous bourgeoise
Distribute followers/notes equally amongst the proletarians
Let them reblog cake
Rorie’s best robes + badly applied blotchy dye = two rogues in fits of giggles when the mage discovers the prank.
"SHHH DON’T LAUGH HE’LL HEAR YOU."